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Judging other people’s culinary aptitude with Monica Galetti’s expressions

 

I make no secret of the fact that I am a bit of of a food snob. Not in a “I only shop at Supermarket X’. More in a “I judge people who prefer takeaways over the joy of home cooked food”.  I prefer making my own pastes, pestos, stuffings and everything else.  I often judge people’s culinary aptitude, especially the ones who don’t really cook. It’s not in a malicious way, just in a Monica Galetti way.

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When I meet somebody who is completely incapable of cooking.

 

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When somebody owns a glass chopping board.

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When somebody buys white, sliced bread that comes in a bag.

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When somebody doesn’t rest their meat. Or doesn’t know what resting meat means.

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When somebody suggest making a curry and using a paste from a jar.

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When somebody mentions Tim Noakes and cooking.

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When somebody thinks something out of a packet or  putting something in the microwave counts as cooking.

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When somebody suggests that something out of a takeaway box actually constitutes a meal.

 

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